昨天来了个老外，进到办公室.
前台美眉左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲.
于是发生了这一幕----
前台美眉:hello
老外:HI
前台美眉:you have what thing?
老外:can you speak english?
前台美眉:if i not speak english, i am speaking what?
老外:can anybody else speak english?
前台美眉:you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait ,you go
老外:anybody here can speak english?
前台美眉:shout what shout,wait a little,you on earth have what thing?
老外:i want to speak to your head
前台美眉:Head not ZAI(中文),You tomorrow come!
KAO ，完全的中文式英文..
老外当场吐血晕厥中……